Girls' Poker Night by Jill A. Davis

Author:Jill A. Davis
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction
ISBN: 9781588362254
Publisher: Random House Publishing Group
Published: 2003-02-11T00:00:00+00:00

Pantsgate!

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Morning meeting. Larry is writing a story about the mayor and misdirected moneys. Once again, surprise. But this story actually gets better. Larry has received a phone call from a pants manufacturer in Los Angeles. The mayor buys special pants from the West Coast, but, get this, he insists that his size 40 waist is a size 32. So the factory has agreed to sew in labels that say the size 40 pants are 32. And they charge him, uh, the taxpayers, extra for the bogus sizing.

One guess on what we’re calling the big story. If you guessed Pantsgate, then you are quite correct. Pantsgate! How would you like to be the mayor today? Politically busted, embarrassed, and sitting on an ass the size of a minivan? His poor family, that’s all I can think about. Imagine being this guy’s wife or, worse, his kids. Parents are embarrassing enough without pulling stunts like this. Pantsgate! Oh, good Lord!

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